When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?!

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ptrparker:

Phoebe: Well, I’m no longer Phoebe Buffay.

Mike: That’s great! You changed you name?

Phoebe: Yes I did! Meet: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! 

Mike: Alright, then I’m gonna change my name.

Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?

Mike: Crap Bag.

Phoebe: Mike Crap Bag?

Mike: No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.


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Okay so Phoebe has the lead in… vegetables?

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Regina Phalange



Cast of FRIENDS presenting Emmy

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